Tag: joke
group name: dailypointwhore
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April 28, 2007 09:26 PM EDT --
This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door...
Every time . . . more
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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March 24, 2007 09:07 AM EDT --
A motorcycle friend sent this to me.
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." . . . more
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May 20, 2007 07:54 PM EDT --
The differeances...
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July 05, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
--Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both
of the books were kept. . . . more
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June 11, 2008 05:58 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought it was too cute not to post.
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she placed them out on the street corner with . . . more
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July 11, 2007 03:19 PM EDT --
With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term . . . more
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July 22, 2007 11:17 PM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them . . . more
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July 26, 2007 11:12 PM EDT --
HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I . . . more
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July 27, 2007 02:10 PM EDT --
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." . . . more
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July 28, 2007 05:51 PM EDT --
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.
One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day In his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:27 PM EDT --
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:38 PM EDT --
Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his . . . more
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March 21, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today.
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast. . . . more
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July 30, 2008 07:42 PM EDT --
I'm thinking Freeride.com is nothing but a scam-site that doesn't pay, but I'm wondering what YOU think. I cashed out for a $10 GC to Amazon.com on April 8th of this year, and never . . . more
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April 14, 2007 05:36 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. . . . more
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April 14, 2007 05:40 PM EDT --
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd . . . more
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September 02, 2007 11:02 AM EDT --
More Animal Truisms
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone . . . more
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September 08, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
I know I'm going to catch hell for this!
Football Wedding
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, . . . more
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