Tag: funny
group name: dailypointwhore
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March 09, 2007 06:12 AM EST --
This was the one we choose this week to see, we decided instead of the usual psychos and killers, demons and ghosts, that we go for a little lighter fare.
This movie was good, it was funny, romantic and . . . more
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September 22, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
From my inbox:
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention . . . more
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April 28, 2007 09:26 PM EDT --
This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door...
Every time . . . more
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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May 20, 2007 07:54 PM EDT --
The differeances...
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July 05, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
--Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both
of the books were kept. . . . more
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April 14, 2007 05:36 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. . . . more
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April 14, 2007 05:40 PM EDT --
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd . . . more
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July 11, 2007 03:19 PM EDT --
With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term . . . more
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July 22, 2007 11:17 PM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them . . . more
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July 27, 2007 02:10 PM EDT --
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." . . . more
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July 28, 2007 05:51 PM EDT --
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.
One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day In his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom . . . more
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August 18, 2007 11:34 AM EDT --
Today's Iowa City Press CItizen had an update to the article I shared on Friday. Here is the excerpt from today's update.
Store manager John Alberhasky just chuckled when he talked . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:27 PM EDT --
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:38 PM EDT --
Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his . . . more
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August 24, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
This is from my inbox....
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man . . . more
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July 02, 2007 06:00 AM EDT --
Thanks for picking me Carol D.!
Hmmmmmph - ever notice that if you were asked to list 5 negative things about yourself, you'd be hard-pressed to limit it to only five, but you agonize over 5 positives . . . more
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July 04, 2007 10:44 AM EDT --
Believe it or not, these are based on my own family and friends. Have we got a little creative idiocy going on, or what???
1. Never eat so many baked beans that you levitate
2. Although . . . more
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April 04, 2007 12:01 PM EDT --
I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN
And proud of it!
I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going . . . more
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